Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 23, 2007

Thanks to several Bozo News Hawks for sending in today’s report. From St. Paul, Minnesota comes the story of a couple of bozos who were having problems with the fuel system in their truck. So they pulled into the local Midas shop to have the mechanic take a look at it. He noticed some unusual weld marks on the gas tank and told them it needed to be replaced. When our bozos were very adamant that even if the tank were to be taken out, it must be saved intact and returned to them, he became a little suspicious and called the cops. Upon further investigation, it was discovered that the tank had a secret compartment to hide marijuana and some of the pot had come loose and clogged up the fuel line. Busted!

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