Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 22, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from Corsicana, Texas where bozo Brandon Perry snatched two bags of money from a man servicing a vending machine at the local hospital. Our bozo ran out of the facility, hoping to hide in a wooded area close by. What he didn’t realize was that a large number of police canine officers and their dogs were at the nearby Navarro College Police Academy for a training seminar. The dogs and their handlers gladly volunteered to join in the search. Both money and bozo were soon found.

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