Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 21, 2007

Bozo Criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 34675: When fleeing, it’s best to head away from the crime scene. From Orange County, Florida comes the story of a couple of unidentified bozos who thought they had their bank robbery plan well thought out. They stashed their getaway car a block away from the bank and walked over. Upon entering, one of them handed the teller a note stating that they had a hand grenade and she should hand over the cash. She did, and they ran out of the bank toward their getaway car. On the way, the dye pack exploded, sending money flying everywhere. When they reached their waiting vehicle, they sped away…in the wrong direction, heading back toward the bank. By this time the cops had arrived were easily able to hem them in and make the arrest.

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