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February 20, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk David Alford for sending in today’s report. From Orem, Utah comes the story of bozo Casey Hardy who just didn’t know when to say when. Our bozo broke into a grocery store and started helping himself to cash from the ATM machine. After he had too much money to hold in his hands, he started stuffing it into his pockets. Finally, his pants were so overloaded that they fell down. Twice. He then got himself a shopping bag to carry all the money. He got away, but the police got a great view of his escapades from the store’s surveillance camera. He apparently only got as far as the nearest liquor store, as he was soon arrested for drunken driving and was promptly recognized as the thief when he was hauled in.

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