Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 15, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Josh Widdowson for sending in today’s report. Our bozo for today violated Bozo Rule Number 99781: If your car is in the police impound lot it’s best to reclaim it legally. Bozo Andre Carter knew his car was locked up and took the bozo approach to getting it out. He broke through the gate, going right past the "No Trespassing" sign and went straight to his car. It was jammed in there tight, so he had to ram a few other vehicles to get it out, damaging his car and attracting the attention of the lot’s neighbors who called the cops. Both car and bozo are once again locked up.

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