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February 14, 2007

It’s Valentine’s Day, when most every girl hopes to be taken out to a nice restaurant. Of course, since this is a Bozo story, the trip to the restaurant wasn’t exactly what she’d hoped it would be. Bozo Larry Baker and his girlfriend Sheila began squabbling in a Nashville, Tennessee motel room. And after taking a hit of cocaine, our bozo started trashing the room and attempted to choke her. She ran out of the room, totally nude and went to the nearby Waffle House, where she locked herself in the bathroom. Our bozo, also naked, followed her to the restaurant and continued to argue with her through the door before deciding to leave in his car. In the meantime, the cops were called and our bozo was arrested for driving under the influence, evading arrest and indecent exposure. His girlfriend has not been charged.

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