Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Fred McKinney for sending in today’s report. On this Valentine’s Day Eve, we have a chocolate loving bozo. From St. Louis, Missouri comes the story of bozo Colin Jones who broke into an apartment just a few doors down from his own. Once inside, our bozo stole some clothes, a wallet, a camera and a few other items. On his way out the door, he also grabbed some chocolate candies. And you know how it is with chocolate. Sometimes you just can’t wait to eat it. That was the case with our bozo. Investigating officers simply followed the trail of candy wrappers to our bozo’s apartment nearby. He’s under arrest.