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February 12, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Sam Whitaker for sending in today’s report. From Ft. Wayne, Indiana comes the story of bozo Fred Baldwin who was involved in a hit and run accident. Our bozo left the scene and headed over to what he thought was a hotel. He pulled in, parked and got out to look at the damage to his car. A police officer walked by and asked if he needed help. Our bozo said no, he was just looking for a hotel room. The officer noticed the damage and did a quick check, discovering that the vehicle had been involved in a hit and run. Our bozo was arrested while he was still looking for the entrance to the hotel. He never would have found it. Instead of pulling into a hotel, he had turned into the Indiana State Police Department parking lot.

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