Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 9, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from New York City where bozo James Slayton broke into a grocery store by crawling in through the casing of an air conditioner that had been removed. Don’t know if he partook of a little snack before trying to leave or what, but on his way out he got stuck. His head and arms were dangling outside the store while his lower body and legs remained inside. Police responding to calls for help found his pockets stuffed with cash. He was freed and arrested.

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