Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 8, 2007

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Czarna Dabrowka, Poland where bozo Wojtek Lebowski broke into a car and stole the stereo. He was frightened when the car alarm went off and he had to make a hasty exit. Unfortunately, in his hurry to get away, he somehow spit out his false teeth, leaving them behind in the car. Police were able to trace him down through dental records. He’s been reunited with his teeth in jail.

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