Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Laura Davidson for sending in today’s report. From Tualatin, Oregon comes the story of one hungry bozo. Davis Kearney drove up to the Arby’s and attempted to go through the drive-thru backwards, crashing into the building in the process. Employees called the cops but before they could arrive he had driven away. He tried to flee the scene, right? Wrong. He just changed his mind about what he wanted to eat. He drove across the street to the Taco Bell where police arrested him in the parking lot.