Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 5, 2007

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule Number 32345: It’s not usually a good idea to let your victim do the dirty work for you. From Atlanta, Georgia comes the story of an unidentified bozo who took a woman captive. Next, he drove her to her bank and instructed her to go inside and draw out all her money while he went next door and enjoyed a Chic-Fil-A sandwich. Hope it was a good one. She alerted bank employees about what was going on and they called the cops who arrested our bozo while he was still inside the restaurant.

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