Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

February 1, 2007

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report from Sheboygan, Wisconsin where the recent cold weather left Bozo Troy Humphrey longing for a snowmobile. So, he broke into a dealership and stole a $9000 snowmobile and a $1000 trailer. But, when he got the snowmobile home, he noticed it wasn’t perfect, so he took it back to the dealer for repairs. To the same dealer he had stolen it from the night before. Bad idea. He’s been charged with theft.

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