Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 23, 2007

Bozo criminals for today come from Lindenhurst, New York where three bozos stole several electronic devices from the public works garage. Thinking they were cell phones, our bozos took them home and turned them on. Bad idea. They weren’t cell phones. They were global positioning devices. And when they turned them on, the GPS units directed the cops straight to their house. Busted!

Category: Uncategorized