Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 3, 2007

One thing we’ve learned over the years…Bozos and snow don’t mix. From Santa Fe, New Mexico, where they had eight inches of snow last week, comes the story of bozo Mark Marretta who stole a laptop from a government building. It didn’t take Sherlock Holmes to crack the case. The cops simply followed the footprints in the snow, which led them to our bozo who was standing outside his truck, brushing the snow off. Before they even had a chance to ask him, our bozo told them he hadn’t done anything wrong. The officers begged to differ, especially after they found the missing laptop in his apartment. Busted!

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