Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Chatham, Ontario, Canada comes the story of a couple of bozos who stole several pieces of computer equipment and stuffed it into the trunk of their car. They never made it home to try it out as they were quickly pulled over by an officer who checked the trunk and found the computers along with burglary tools. And just what was it that made the officer suspicious in the first place? The dangling computer mouse that was hanging out of the trunk. Busted!