Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

January 1, 2007

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from Orlando, Florida where an unidentified bozo from Columbia perhaps misunderstood what "Laundering" means in the drug world. Our bozo showed up at the Orlando International Airport wearing a very heavily starched shirt and equally starched jeans. The jeans were so stiff he had trouble walking. And when he did walk there was a strong smell of vinegar in the air and a trail of white powder fell from his clothes. The clothes had been "starched" with heroin. He’s now wearing unstarched prison black and whites.

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