Bozo criminal for today comes from El Cerrito, California, where bozo David Hastings was standing in line at the Department of Motor Vehicles, waiting to get his picture taken for his driver’s license. He struck up a conversation with the man in line behind him, telling him that he needed a ride since his car was in the shop. The Good Samaritan offered to give him a lift after they had their licenses processed. Once in the vehicle, our bozo shoved the man out and took off in his car. The cops had no trouble finding him, however. They just had the man look through the day’s license photos and pick him out.