December 28, 2006

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Bozo criminal for today comes from Cary, North Carolina, where the manager of a bank noticed bozo John Simpson pacing back and forth in front of the bank, wearing a large fake nose, a bad blonde wig and large gold-rimmed clown glasses. Before he could get up his courage to come inside, a fire trick, with its siren blaring, passed by and scared our bozo away. The bank manager called the cops, who put out an all points bulletin to be on the lookout for a bozo matching his description. And, sure enough, a short time later, our bozo showed up at another bank, wearing the same getup. He was immediately arrested.