Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 27, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Los Angeles, California, where bozo Sam Oswald was pursued through the Hollywood area for several blocks by police who had noticed him driving erratically. Knowing he was caught and wanting to dispose of the evidence, our bozo slowed down, opened the car door and threw out a can of beer. Unfortunately, he was not wearing a seatbelt and, while throwing out the beer, threw himself out as well. After being treated for cuts and bruises, our bozo was booked on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol.

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