Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 26, 2006

(Best of Bozo) Bozo criminal for today comes from Rotterdam, Holland, where two bozos broke into a sports complex and were prowling around inside when they were surprised by the cops who had come to investigate the sound of the breaking glass. Bozo Number One saw the cops and made a break for it, dashing out the back door with a couple of policemen in hot pursuit. Bozo Number Two thought that the police would probably leave the premises since they had seen someone flee. Wanting to finish the job, he hid in a restroom to wait out the cops. While the police were checking out the place, they heard a cell phone go off in the restroom. Bozo Number One, who had outrun the cops, had decided to call Bozo Number Two to see how he was doing. Busted!

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