Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 21, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Howard Rost for sending in today’s report. From Buffalo, New York comes the story of a couple of bozos who were coming back into the United States after a trip to Canada. When the border guard asked them the reason for the their trip, they said they had been to Canada to buy 25 pounds of bird seed. Thinking this sounded a little suspicious, the guard decided to search the car. Inside he found the reason our bozos needed the seed. They were trying to smuggle several live finches back into the country. This is strictly prohibited, due to fears over bird flu and other diseases. Busted!

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