Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 20, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada where bozo Charles Frank was having a bad day. When he tried to rob a convenience store, our bozo bashed the cash register with an aluminum baseball bat, jamming the till shut so the clerk couldn’t open it. While our bozo struggled with the register, the clerk slipped away and, with some help from bystanders, barred the front door. And since the back entrance was already locked, our bozo was trapped inside. He tried to escape by climbing to the roof, but the ceiling gave way and he crashed back to the floor, just in time to be greeted by the cops.

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