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December 15, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Savannah, Georgia comes the story of bozo Jeffrey Flannery who pulled up to a gate at the Hunter Army Airfield and showed the guard a worn out drivers license. The guard thought something might be up and requested a second ID. That’s when our bozo whipped out a county sheriff’s badge. The guard called the cops and found that our bozo’s license was expired and his sheriff’s badge was a fake. But what truly makes our bozo a bozo is the reason he gave for wanting to get into the military post. He just wanted to bowl a few frames on their bowling alley.

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