Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Salt Lake City, Utah comes the story of a couple of bozos who planned on using a rather unique method of making their getaway. Not successful, just unique. Prior to attempting to hold up the local credit union, our bozos prepared by purchasing masks, gloves and innertubes. Yep, innertubes. They planned to rob the credit union and then float away to safety on the nearby river. Didn’t work. They’re under arrest.