Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 13, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Chesterfield Township, Michigan where bozo Calvin Forester had a counterfeit check that he wanted to try to pass. So, he headed down to his local Wal Mart, which ordinarily might have been a pretty good place to start. Not today. Guess he didn’t notice the parking lot was filled with over 40 marked police cars and inside were dozens of officers in uniform who were there to help needy children pick out Christmas gifts as part of a "Shop With a Cop" charity event. Not letting a little thing like that stop him, our bozo tried to pay for his merchandise with his photocopied check. The manager was called over and, seeing what was going on, summoned one of the cops who placed our bozo under arrest.

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