Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 12, 2006

Bozo criminal for today violated Bozo Rule #4678: It’s best to keep a low profile if you’re a wanted man. From Wisconsin comes the story of bozo Calvin Bennet who was wanted on double homicide charges in Arkansas and had just been featured on America’s Most Wanted. Needless to say, this was probably not the best time for him to post his name, address and picture on an online dating site, along with the message that he "liked to cuddle." Less than 12 hours after the TV show aired, our bozo was under arrest.

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