Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Cambridge, England comes the story of a bozo mugger who grabbed the night’s receipts from a local bowling alley as the manager was heading to her car. She screamed for help, attracting the attention of some of her co-workers who took off after our bozo in the parking lot. The chase continued until he ran up to what he thought was his waiting getaway car. He opened the door and jumped in. And that’s when he got the surprise of his life. He had climbed into an unmarked police car which was patrolling the area. They placed him under arrest and drove him to jail.