Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 7, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Fort Lee, New Jersey where bozo Nathaniel Jackson and his girlfriend were putting 17 pounds of marijuana into smaller bags to sell on the streets of Brooklyn. They must have been so busy stuffing pot into the bags that they forgot to pay their motel bill. The manager sent a police officer by the room to see why they hadn’t paid or checked out. When he knocked on the door, our bozo immediately opened it, thinking it was a friend who was going to give him a ride to Brooklyn. It wasn’t. The officer saw the pot spread out all over the room and placed our bozo and his girlfriend under arrest.

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