Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 6, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from North Fort Myers, Florida where bozo Anthony Andrews decided to break into the local post office. Armed with a sledge hammer, he broke through the drywall into the office area. After prowling around for a while, he decided to leave, but for some reason couldn’t go out the same hole he came in through. And he must have tired himself out so much that he couldn’t sledgehammer his way through another hole. So, he called 911 and asked the cops if they could come rescue him. They were glad to. He’s been charged with burglary and criminal mischief.

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