Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 5, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from De Queen Arkansas, where bozo Morgan Caldwell tried to walk out of a music store with an item he had shoplifted and stuffed down his pants. He didn’t’ make it, though. It’s kind of hard to inconspicuously walk out the door with a guitar in your pants. Yep, that’s what he did…the neck down one leg and the back of the guitar almost up to his chin. Hope he didn’t ask anyone to tune it. He’s been charged with theft.

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