Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

December 1, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Vereeniging, South Africa where bozo Robert Sibnidana needed a few days off from work. Unfortunately, he didn’t have any vacation days left so he formulated a bozo plan. He stole a medical leave certificate from a health center, filled his name out on the form and presented it to his boss, who immediately identified it as a forgery and called the cops. Our bozo has been fined $180 for forgery. And exactly how did his boss know the certificate was a fake? Our bozo had stolen a certificate from a gynecologist’s office that said he was pregnant and needed a week off.

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