Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Sremska Mitrovica, Serbia comes the story of a bozo prisoner who was out for the weekend on a work release program. And while out, he robbed a residence, getting away with a nice watch and a cell phone. When he returned to prison on Monday morning, he was showing off his new watch to his fellow inmates when the warden noticed it looked awfully familiar. Yep, he had broken into the warden’s house and stolen his wristwatch. His work release privileges have been terminated.