Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 27, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in New Delhi, India where bozo Divesh Borse pulled off a big jewelry heist, getting away with more than a million dollars worth of gemstones. And to celebrate he went to a local bar where he proceeded to get drunk and request that the same song be played over and over again. The bar staff was willing to put up with it because he was throwing around 1000 rupee notes as tips. And they were even willing to take it when he returned the second night and pulled the same stunt again. It was when he showed up drunk the third night and continued to request the same song over and over that someone got fed up and called the cops. Officers discovered he was carrying over $67,000 worth of the stolen jewels on him. Busted!

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