Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 24, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Berlin, Germany where off duty police officers spotted our unidentified bozo apparently steal something from a jewelry store window. But, when they searched him, they found nothing but an empty box. Even though the store owner said a ring was missing our bozo continued to deny that he had taken anything. He was being interrogated at the police station when his stomach betrayed him. He doubled over, complaining of severe abdominal pains. Suspecting appendicitis, he was rushed to the hospital where X-rays showed his appendix was fine. The X-rays also showed a clear picture of the swallowed ring. Busted!

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