Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 23, 2006

(Best of Bozo) On this Thanksgiving Day, we thought it would be appropriate to have a bozo whose crime was foiled by food. From the International File in London, England comes the story of bozo Colin Smythe who was attempting to rob a shopkeeper at knifepoint. A quick thinking customer rushed up to our bozo and walloped him on the head with the only weapon he had available. An extra crunchy loaf of bread. The loaf of bread got the job done, temporarily stunning our bozo, giving the shopkeeper and the customer a chance to wrestle him to the ground. They held him there until the police arrived.

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