Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 22, 2006

Bozo Criminals for today comes from Richmond, Virginia where we once again have the story of bozos foiled by modern technology. Bozo Randolph Perkins and three of his friends held up the local Pizza Hut, getting away with about $300 in cash. The store manager got the license plate number of their getaway vehicle and gave it to the cops. They quickly determined that our bozos had rented their getaway vehicle from a car rental agency just a few blocks away. The owner of the agency was able to tell the cops the location of the vehicle using its GPS system. And he could tell them exactly where they were since he could also send a signal to disable the vehicle. When the cops arrived our bozos were still trying to figure out whey their car wouldn’t go. Busted!

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