Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 20, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Neville Hiatt for sending in today’s report. From the International File in Mussiday, France comes the story of an unidentified bozo who broke into a residence and stole some hunting rifles and a TV set. Upon returning home, our bozo noticed that he had failed to also pick up the remote control for the TV. And what good’s a TV without the remote? So, he headed back over to get it. The homeowner happened to be at the police station reporting the crime when alert neighbors noticed our bozo rummaging around again at the home and called the cops. They got there quickly and found our bozo still searching for the remote.

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