Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 17, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Wichita, Kansas where bozo Tom Hanson and two of his friends tried to kidnap a teenager in a dispute over a stereo. This dispute quickly escalated into a full scale fight and our bozo pulled out a gun and fired a shot at the teenager. He missed…and when he jammed the gun back into his pants, it went off, hitting him where it hurts. The gun then went off a second time, this time striking him in the calf. Knowing he needed treatment immediately, he gingerly walked to the nearby hospital, where he received treatment before being arrested.

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