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November 16, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Tim Hutchison for sending in today’s report. From College Station, Texas comes the story of bozo Jeffrey Davis who stopped into Boston’s Gourmet Pizza. He hadn’t been there very long when he decided to take a couple of bottles of wine from behind the bar, without paying, of course. After a brief scuffle with restaurant employees, our bozo fled. Police had no trouble tracking him down, however. Before he stole the wine, he had struck up a conversation with the bartender. And in the course of that conversation, he had given the bartender his business card. Busted!

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