Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 15, 2006

Bozo criminals for today come from Richmond, Indiana where three female bozos were driving around at 2:30 the other morning when a heated argument broke out. We don’t know what it was over, but it was serious. So serious that they pulled over in the next parking lot they passed to settle it right then and there. Unfortunately, they pulled into the parking lot of the Richmond municipal building, right down from police headquarters. An officer on duty heard the commotion and came out to try to calm things down. Our bozos weren’t in the mood for mediation and the fight raged on until the officer finally had to arrest all three. They’ve been charged with public intoxication.

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