Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 13, 2006

Thanks to Cynthia Kindler Thomas for sending in today’s report. From East Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania comes the story of bozo Edward Oliver who perhaps should have invested in some Band Aids before setting out to break into a garage near the police station. Officers at the station house heard the alarm go off at around 3 AM and rushed over to check things out. Our bozo wasn’t still there but they did find a broken window and a trail of blood leading from the garage to a home across the street. Our bozo was bandaged up and arrested, charged with attempted robbery.

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