Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 9, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Marysville, California where bozo Alben Brady held up a cigarette store. He ran out the back door and jumped into his getaway car. Officers later discovered the car abandoned but there was no sign of our bozo. However, inside the car, the cops found the wrapper for the ghost mask our bozo had used as his disguise. They traced the bar codes on the wrapper to the local Wal Mart and, wouldn’t you know it, the store’s surveillance cameras caught our bozo buying the mask. One of the cops recognized him and our bozo is now under arrest.

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