Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 8, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from the International File in Tehran, Iran where an unidentified bozo was determined to become a successful thief. So determined, in fact, that he went to see a sorcerer who told our bozo that, for a fee, he could make him invisible, and therefore able to rob banks at will. Our bozo paid the sorcerer the money and he gave him some spells to tie to his arm, which he said would make him invisible. Our bozo knew something wasn’t right when he entered the bank and started snatching money from the hands of the customers and instead of being terrified of the invisible thief, they simply grabbed him and threw him to the floor. Invisible boy is under arrest.

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