Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Glen Snow for sending in today’s report. From Braceville, Illinois comes the story of bozo Lloyd Kendall who was running a little low on gas, and maybe a little low on brains, too. He pulled up to a well lighted booth and handed the man inside some money, telling him to "Fill ‘er up." Instead he soon found himself surrounded by cops and under arrest for DWI. The booth he had driven up to was not a gas station. It was the guard station at the Braidwood nuclear power plant. Oops.