Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 2, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Kevin Taft for sending in today’s report. From Belleville, Illinois comes the story of a couple of bozos who violated Bozo Rule Number 56723: Proper rest is important if you’re going to be a successful bozo. Our two unidentified bozos had just recently gotten out on parole when they stole a car. They hadn’t gotten very far before the car was involved in an accident. Police arriving on the scene found a 2001 Jeep Liberty with damage to the left front fender. Inside, the cops found our bozos, sound asleep with the seats laid back. Busted. They’ve been charged with theft and several traffic violations.

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