Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

November 1, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Lac Du Flambeau, Wisconsin where bozo Freddie Sommers walked into a fireworks shop and announced it was a stickup. And to reinforce his point, he fired his shotgun into the air. Inside the shop. Bad idea. The blast set off a chain reaction explosion of fireworks which completely destroyed the store. He got away before the place burned down but not before employees got a description of his getaway vehicle. He’s under arrest.

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