Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 30, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Yantis, Texas where bozo Jesse Turner was burglarizing a home when the brother of the homeowner drove by and noticed the front door was open and an unfamiliar car was in the driveway. When he stopped, our bozo came to the door and pretended to be a friend of the family. Knowing that wasn’t true, the man acted like he thought our bozo was his sister’s new boyfriend and said he wanted to meet him, offering to shake his hand. When our bozo came over to him, he grabbed his hand, twisted it behind his back and held him down until a neighbor came over and helped out by giving him some rope to tie him up. He’s under arrest.

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