Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 27, 2006

Thanks to Bozo News Hawk Joey Schwartzman for sending in today’s report. From Smithtown, New York comes the story of bozo Joseph Brady who led cops on a high speed chase in a stolen car after robbing two liquor stores. When our bozo crashed his car, he jumped out and ran to a nearby wooded area. Cops followed but thought they had lost him, until they heard a rustling in a nearby tree. The rustling was followed by a scream and then a thud. Yep, our bozo had attempted to climb a tree to hide from the cops. Tree climbing ain’t as easy when you’re grown up. He lost his grip and fell to the ground. He’s under arrest.

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