Dave Moreland's Bozo Criminal of the Day - The world famous daily report on dumb crimes

October 26, 2006

Bozo criminal for today comes from Long Island, New York where bozo Patrick Conaway donned a ski mask and attempted to hold up a gas station. He made the mistake of not trying the mask on before pulling the heist, and in the middle of the crime he got so frustrated at not being able to see that he pulled the mask up to get a better view. Unfortunately, he also gave the clerk a better view. And even more unfortunately, the clerk recognized him as a former employee of the store. He’s under arrest.

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